Back
I had broken my back so I was strapped to a backboard waiting for transport from one hospital to another….
They decided to insert a catheter as I had not peed since my injury and sent over a cute young Asian nurse with a kit.
With trembling hands she removed my blanket and started jamming a fricken garden hose up my Willy telling me to cough
Well I’d rather frickin scream at that moment haha
Maybe not the same experience as a massage …
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