[Blunderman]

Originally Posted by Crewman7

A babe in our office was telling me about the time she went water ski-ing on holiday. She had tried ski-ing before but only in the UK in a wet suit. On holiday she and her friends decided a bikini was 'perfect' over a few drinks the night before. The best laid plans always are dreamt up over a few drinks!

On the day the weather was hot with a perfect clear blue sky and their mediterranean resort seemed the right place to walk about in a bikini... Their accomodation was close to the harbour, so they walked to the boat in their bikinis. All was well until she fell into the sea while ski-ing but not wanting to lose contact with the boat she clung onto the drag bar. This was a big mistake, her tie bikini top was gone in a moment and the bottoms only stayed partly in place as she clamped her legs around the tiny triangle.

The guys in the boat circled back and picked her up but the bikini top was long gone! Back on dry land she said her friends insisted they had nothing to cover her or lend her, so she walked back to the hotel with just the flimsy bikini bottoms remaining...!

As she retold the tale she was trying hard to pretend it was an awful experience, but she glowed at the recollection and her nipples hardened!

Amazing! I haven’t seen a catastrophic bikini malfunction in ages!