09-10-2026, 04:59 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Sep 2018
Posts: 12,582
Thanks: 3,491
Thanked 572,095 Times in 12,748 Posts
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The look says it all
1 - Man - Hold my hand before you grab someone's cock. Woman - I wouldn't...
2 - Guy - I'm on a promise for sex later. Girl - In his dreams.
3 - Woman - Please stop touching yourself every time you see my tits. Guy - I can't help it!
4 - Guy - You want directions to where? Girl - Oh my god, she just wants to look at your penis!
5 - Guy - We'll give you a hundred bucks to take off the bottoms. Girl - Deal!
6 - Girl - I'm going to need a drink to get me through this. Guy - I don't.
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