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This Summer my wife and I stayed at a great hotel in Majorca which had a few pools, including an adults only one up on the roof. While topless sunbathing on the beaches of Majorca is quite common no one seemed to do it around the hotel pool. This meant that my wife Connie wasn’t that keen to either.

After a couple of days, however, Connie did get fed up of having to lie and sunbathe in a wet top after having a swim - she has always hated that feeling and it is one of the reasons she advocates topless sunbathing and that men and women should have equal rights to do so if they want to. As a solution Connie started to bring two bikini tops to the pool with her - one to wear swimming, the other for when she was sunbathing. This required her to change between tops each time we went for a swim and again when we got out. Given it was 35C we were getting in the pool pretty frequently!

At first she would just change her top while lying on her sun lounger and at best maybe only the people either side of us would notice. But as she got more used to doing it she would change her top sitting up and then even a few times she would remove the wet one as we walked back to our sun loungers and then hang it on the umbrella to dry it off. You could sense that the guys around the pool had clocked onto this ritual and she always had plenty of eyes following her around!

I thought, given she sunbathes topless regularly, that this would lead to her just staying topless but it never did. The dry bikini tops always went back on! Which did result in her having whiter boobs than she wanted after 2 or 3 days which then resulted in us spending more time on the beach in the later part of the holiday!