Special sandwich
Had a friend who started a sandwich round between jobs. His very attractive wife used to help him make up the sandwiches.
Round his house one morning & they were making up the days wares to sell at lunchtime.
His wife picked up a cold cooked sausage to put into a sandwich & said I wonder who'll get this one today - then lifted her skirt , slid her panties to one side & inserted it into her vagina !! - then sliced it and placed it in the sandwich.
I often remind her by asking if she still makes the special sandwiches. She was 30 years younger then and blushes now
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