Bearing- it
My wife at the time had two sisters - my best friend married the oldest and I the youngest sister.
So, needless to say, over the 25 years we were together, there were some stories.
One such occasion, had the two families at my brother and sister in-laws Little place on the lake…. Beautiful summer night kids are sleeping in the house with the cousins, my wife and I have the tent to ourselves, we are drunk and horny and playing around in bed…
She loves to ride me so she is going all cowgirl like…
My brother in-law starts hollering bear bear quick get out of the tent….
I’m Drunk, with a face full of titties…. processed that and thought - ah he’s shittin’! And replies “fuck off”
Again and again he repeats BEAR. Get out of the tent and into the house.
My wife finally climbs off me and pokes her head out and says “holly shit there’s a bear and it’s fu€kin big out there, I’m going….”
She pops out of the tent naked and skirts along the side of the tent to my brother in-laws out stretched arms and he pulls her up onto the sun deck using what ever he can grab onto.
There was a lot of groping going on before she ran into the house
Now, I am standing starkers and again make a break for the deck and climbing over with a tug or two and realize him and my wife’s sister are out on the deck…
Just a bit shit frightened, we stand out on the deck and watch this bear, tear the tool shed off its foundation before busting a wall out to get the garbage and run off…
My wife pops her head back out the glass doors again, now we are both naked and recalling the ordeal as my bro is asking why I didn’t come out the first time… etc
We likely stood there about 5 long minutes longer than needed before going and getting clothes from the tent
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