My completely unrealistic fantasy is that I’ve been hired by the government health agency to assist in research around a clinical study involving women’s bodies and norms/averages. The purpose of the study is to amass a trove of data pertaining to intimate parts of their anatomy—the circumference of their areola, the symmetry of their breasts, the thickness of their labia, length of their clitoral hood, etc etc. The goal is to determine what is average or “normal” across age sets in women. (Why do they need this info? Who cares, this is my silly fantasy.)
As an employee of the agency tasked with carrying out this study, my job is to identify and inspect at least 10 women each day across all ages, and to take intricate measurements of these parts of their bodies. The government has passed a law mandating compliance from any woman who is approached by a government official like me. So, my job is to go out in public, identify any woman I choose, and demand that we go some place private where she can undress and I can thoroughly inspect her. For science, of course.
Completely ridiculous and unrealistic, but I’ve sustained that fantasy for years.
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