First one was during my high school graduation's series of parties. My last night with these people I figured I'd get laid or go home, so I hit on this brainy chick--- a smart woman has always been a major turn on, sweet talked her into walking away from the desert campfire and we soon proceeded doggystyle at night in the desert crawling with snakes and scorpions and all kinds of other critters but didn't care, perhaps our moans scared them away?!
I was learning to use my "special purpose."
Never saw her again after graduation as I subsequently moved out of state.
The next time was the executive lounge in an international airport that offered private showers. The lady I had hit on invited me to take a shower with her, we just acted like we were married. The big tile shower stall was grimy but she got on all fours and made it worthwhile!