Fastest? Twice:
Before kids, we were on a trip with my wife's mother. We shared a hotel room. Her mom was changing around the corner, just out of view. My wife noticed my morning wood, pulled me on top of her, and we both reached orgasm together within 15 seconds, and I climbed off just in time for her mother to come back around the corner.
Another time, kids were little, wife turned on the TV in the hotel room for the kids, I was about to get into the shower, my wife comes into the bathroom, locks the door, slips her panties off from under her skirt, I get instantly hard, she puts a leg on the tub edge, and we had stand up sex lasting a few seconds while we both came at the same time.
I don't know how these moments even happened give sex would last us an hour, typically, but I guess in both cases we both just needed the stress relief!
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