I've only shared my now ex in person. 1st time was a mate in work. He was complaining he was having a dry spell and didn't have a good weekend. When he thought he had scored for the first time in months only for her to realise who his ex was and well it seems the only thing to spread further than his ex's legs was her reputation. That girl suggested he go get checked out and left it at that.
So I chucked out an off the cuff sure I'll ask my GF if I can send you the pics she sends me (almost daily) at least then you'll have something to wank to in the bogs as a bit of a laugh and then forgot about.
A couple of nights later we're getting ready for bed and my GF asks how he's been keeping, she's known him longer than me and I say I was taking the piss out of him. He's having a dry spell I said I would ask if I can send some of the pics you send me so he would have something to wank over. Expecting a no fucking way. Instead she says go ahead ask what he wants.
So I did as she instructed. She would text pictures saying whether they were for him or not and then I would bluetooth them from my bay to him in his. He ended up changing jobs so I gave them each others numbers so she could text direct and he could put in his 'order' .
Second time was with my partners daughter (21 at the time) who is bi. So very long story, that was mostly a rant, short. Her Mum has her convinced she's a 38GG because she knows "by looking" so during the rant that included telling me her Mum is still the one picking out and buying her underwear and she wants something "sexier" . I was trying to convince her to get measured properly because she has had back problems for years. One of the reasons I said there is no way she can be a 38GG is because my ex was measured at a 38FF. But she wasn't buying it.
So after some back and forth with me trying to convince her there is no way she can be 38 anything never mind a double G. I say fuck it. There is one way to settle this I still have some pics of my ex on my computer you can see for yourself if you want. Thinking well she's an adult and seen tits before. Show her a picture and she'll listen. So she says go ahead and comes over to my computer and stands beside me. So I open up a relatively safe one and tell her it is from a few years before she got measured so they are a bit smaller and around the same age as she is. But even though she's naked it has a good view of her tits and not much else. She says her's are about the same size but "better" "perkier" than my ex's.
I expect her to go back to her cup of tea with an okay you have a point but she's still standing there looking, waiting. So I ask if she wants to see more. She says she does. I tell her give me a second to find some that don't have something she won't want to see i.e me or HC, something just tits for the comparison. She just shrugs and tells me she doesn't mind just scroll through. So I just scroll through that folder. It was all taken in a car at night with a Sony Mavica so most is out of focus anyway but some involving a gearstick. But crucially nothing of mine apart from my leg. She raises an eyebrow at the gearstick. A few comments in the ilk of she was game after realising what was happening in the first pic that you couldn't see.
But she is still standing there waiting. Ummm you want to see more? Yeah you might as well show me more. So I go into another folder. By this stage she's watching my screen so there is no way she can't see what the thumbnails are. The first few are in a PVC two piece outfit she had. So I click on the first one and start scrolling through thinking she will tap out before the one that was very obviously taken when I was balls deep or at least at that one because it doesn't show much just some crack and my pubes. She comments on the top being a cup size or two too small. Again a 'mine are better' comment on one where she is lying down topless.
Every time I pause for a moment thinking she's bound to have seen enough I get a nudge or a "next". So I go through the reverse cowgirl closeups. Blowjob pics, pussy pics, using various things in her pussy, even my ex just holding my cock when she's stopped for a breather. Some opening her pussy or fingering herself. Closeups from an almost scissors position of me in her. More of the PVC. Then her full frontal on her knees lowering herself on to bottles. Similar to the first pic I showed her but the lower angle shows everything. Some close ups. Another mine are better, she was certainly up for it. Some ohhs ahhs and mmms. By this time all that is left is some early phone pics. Ones sent to me and my mate, she already knows the story. Mostly just pussy pics from in work or at home before she picked me up from work. Some in crotchless knickers she wore to work. Using her vibrators. Being old phone pics they are small and not great. But again she wants to see. She stood there while I went through them all. Which was followed by a "Well she was obviously interesting.. It certainly seems she liked to keep things shaved" . Then she just went back to her cup of tea. And no she still hasn't went to get measured properly and still complains about a sore back.
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