Sat next to an attractive young lady at an Irish pub at MIA.
She was tapping away on her cell so I commented loudly how cellphones ruined bar culture. When she turned to me to disagree I suggested we place our phones in middle of the bar and first to pick it up buys the next round.
I paid every time she lost a round.
And that’s how I ended up shagging wild lightning in the family bathroom by Gate D31 at MIA.
|