Paris Eurabian Match
"All the News that Fits After Beheading"
Jelzeel 68, 2149
PARIS TROUBLES CONTINUE
Hundreds of minority terrorists stormed the Museum of Islamic Values (formerly The Louvre), in an effort to gain entry to the exhibit of the works of bigi442000. As previously reported, the works are of a variety of western females of the 20th Century (Old Style). It has been rumored that the works include many females in immodest poses, sans garments. The exhibit had been limited to the view of saintly imams, ayatohllas, sheiks, caliphs, mullahs and sharifs. Only they, we are told, could view the works without becoming the victims of Satanic lust and unclean ideas.
The terrorists, mostly young males of minority (formerly French) extraction, demanded entry, and when refused began burning numerous vehicles. They apparently used bottles containing Dr. Faisal's Miracle Elixir and Tonic (the last known use of the substance formerly known as gasoline) to ignite the various vehicles.
Prime Minister Ali ibn Mohammed Sarkozy pleaded for calm. "I can understand the frustration. Young men have not been able to look at a woman on the street for a hundred years. Anybody would go buggy as a flophouse carpet under those conditions."
Minister of Non-Islamic Non-Rights, Faud Saud Maude Claude, took a more strident tone. "Give me the word, and my Anti-Satanic Soldiery, Home Order and Leftist Elimination (ASSHOLE) squads will soon have these evil men lined up against walls."
It is feared that Sarkozy may not be able to hold his parliamentary coalition, made up of moderates such as the National Islamic Socialist Party, Islamo-Facist Workers Union, and Wild Eyed Lunatic Mullahs for War Association, together much longer. If his coalition falls, it paves the way for the black shirted ASSHOLEs to take control nationwide.
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