For most of my life, I was single—from the time I got my driver’s license at 15 until just a couple of years ago, over 45 years. Despite being single, I had a wonderful, fun, and very active sex life. I had a few friends I’d hang out with, and we’d share our sex stories. I was extremely happy when cell phones came along because I could get women to send me pictures.
One night, a friend and I were having beers at a local bar. I told him that the girl I was seeing would send me pictures anytime I wanted. He said, “Bullshit.” I said, “Watch this.” I let him watch as I texted her: “Send me a naughty pic from wherever you are right now.” This is the picture I received.
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