What time is it?
This happened years ago. My wife and I walked to secluded area at the end of a beach on Cape Cod. It wasn't a nude beach, but that didn't stop us from stripping down. She was standing up and had just removed her watch because she didn't want a tan line from the strap. Just then we noticed a fully-dressed old couple walking along the shoreline. The guy left his wife and came up the beach toward us. When he got near, he ignored me and asked my wife what time it was. After she picked up her watch and told him, he mumbled thanks and went back to his wife who did not look happy.
My wife was ticked off also, and said, "Like that old bastard had to know the time right now." I thought it was pretty funny.
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