[eugene0]

My best friend was dating this girl in a major Midwest city, we had been at the bar when he decided we should drive over to her place. I had never met this woman and it was about 2am. We were all in our early twenties and no cell phones, we just showed up at her apartment. He knocked on the door and she asked who it was, she opened the door standing nude. She jumps behind the door yelling at my friend and says you know I sleep naked!
Fast forward 2 years and I am living down south in Arizona, they come to visit me and are staying at a high end hotel. We get really hammered at the hotel bar and I have had way too much to drink, they make me stay in there room where I am sleeping on the floor. This woman is constantly reminding my friend how she sleeps naked and I will see everything. He says that I am drunk and will pass out, in truth we were all drunk. Her first move when we get back to the room is to lay on the bed… right before she passes out everything comes off, she goes face down and her pussy is right there. I lay down on the floor and go to sleep, eventually she gets up to be sick and steps on me and stumbles, her legs are spread and my friend is trying to help her to the toilet. He yells at me if I have to pee to use the sink so I don’t piss on her. I go into the bathroom and she sprawled out on the floor with a towel under her head. Pretty impressive night for sure