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Old 04-08-2026, 06:55 PM
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Default First BJ the worst ever. LMFAO

It was in 1972, I don’t remember exactly how long after we met, but less than a year. Back then women were just becoming sexually liberated and living in a rural community made liberation even slower. The now wife had never had her pussy eaten, nor had she given a BJ. She got her pussy eaten early on, but the BJ came later.

One night I was either drunk or otherwise out of my mind, and ask her to give me a blow job. She obliged, but unfortunately had braces on her teeth. Over 50 years later I can still tell you two things, first I didn’t come and second it lasted about 10 seconds before I pulled out to check and see if me dick had been cut to pieces.

Needless to say I didn’t ask again until her braces were off. LOL
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