I've never been into watching people pee, but I did see a female friend once. We were on a 30-mile bike ride, and she had to go. She faced away from me, pulled her shorts down, and went right next to the trail. I was so startled by how fast it all happened that I saw her ginormous ass (she was the type to have a teeeny waist with enormous rear end), and her pee stream was like 2-3" wide. I was like wtf and just stared. She stood up and faced me while pulling up her clothes, and I saw an enormous bush (she always told everyone that she was shaved...but clearly she was lying). She said, "I don't care that you watched the whole thing, but I thought you would turn around," but I told her it happened too fast to process. She told me that she would act as a look-out if I wanted to go, too, but I told her I was fine.
I was even more shocked that we were in the heart of the city and not a single other person rode by during that time on a Saturday afternoon.
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