Hand Job, not blow job
While on a work drink out on a Friday night. I is sank a few Jager bombs and while joking with a bunch of my colleagues I openly admitted to thinking about a sertain colleague while rubbing one one a few times while she was present. She exclaimed that I obviously owed her a drink for the free wank bank material and I obliged an walked her to the bar to buy her one. After she got her drink she said if you drove here in your car “I’d be happy to sit in your car after this drink and do the wanking for you just this once”
Like the bold younger man I was I said any chance of a blow job instead. Or a tit wank.
She laughed and said. “It’s a hand job or nothing you cheeky fuck”
I laughed it off and ended up taking somebody else back to my car for some car sex.
But I can’t believe I was foolish enough to turn down a hand job in hindsight. But I know teenage me would of thought (I can do it myself with my own hand what’s the point) lol
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