[eugene0]

In college I was considered everyone’s best friend. So it was natural for me to be going somewhere with a group of girls and not have anyone think anything about it. It was early 80’s and we were on a roadtrip to a small college when the three girls were drinking vodka right from the bottle. With every passing sip and more embarrassing story was coming out. Dee was one girl who said she had been drinking and forgot to pull her tampon out and was being pounded by her boyfriend. She was embarrassed to say she had to go to the hospital and have it removed. Bee stated that she was trying Anal for the first time and shit the bed the next morning. Her boyfriend said he would not tell anyone, but he did and it got spread like wildfire. Vee was an attractive girl and petite, she was drinking and got extremely drunk and had to pee, she walked over to the indoor fake tree, squatted and peed in the pot. Thinking she was outside she grabbed the tree to pull herself up and it toppled on her. Now she is laying there with her pussy exposed and everyone at the party laughing.
So now everyone is clamoring for my most embarrassing story. I said well . I had been drinking in a hotel bar in Nebraska, I picked up the bartender and she was really cute. The next morning I started to itch bad, you guessed it. I HAD CRABS, I had to go to the pharmacist and explain my situation. Once I got the medicine to cure it I went back and fucked her again.