I forgot to say that the guy is Scottish.
After I’d told him that he didn’t know what my wife had on underneath her dress, I very nearly delivered the punchline, “It’s exactly the same as what you wear under your kilt.”
My wife had had that graphically demonstrated to her on a previous occasion. It did run through my mind that maybe she should return the favour.
Those words were on the tip of tongue. Fortunately, I saw the look of displeasure on my wife’s face in time and just managed to hold them in.
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