Dinner with a couple we are friends with. We got on the subject of Door Dash and such apps and how they’re not just for restaurant food, but groceries, home goods, etc. The female of the couple mentioned how her husband used to be the one to run most errands but now they usually just does dash it. Then she joked “between the delivery apps and a good dildo, I don’t even really need him anymore”.
The way she phrased it was as above. Not if she had a disk do but “between the apps and a good dildo” makes it sound like she already has it. Not sure if it was a joke or what but my mouth went a little dry thinking of her fucking herald with a big rubber dick.
Then my wife joked, “and you can probably Door Dash an even better one!”
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