I posted the below on an exhibitionist thread years ago, but seems to fit this thread and still a great memory !!!
I was on a train home a few years ago after a day at the races and there where a few ladies in the same carriage who had also been to the races and had consumed a few drinks. One was due to get married shortly and she and her future sister in law where argueing. When all of a sudden the wife to be gets up and comes and sits by me and my friends. The lady has got a great rack, her future in law then comes and sits by us and starts telling us to stop sneaking glances at the others tits. The future bride to be does not look a bit concerned and starts laughing and then says do we want a proper look, of course we all say yes. The sister in law by this time is horrified. But the girl just lifts up her top very slowly , shows us her amazing tits for a few seconds and then gets up and goes back to her original seat. The following line was what she said to the sister in law on the way back to the seat.
" Well if you paid eight grand for a pair of ear rings you wouldnt leave them in the box " 😂😂
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