This thread seems to have gone off topic but some lovely rear ends make it ok. But to the original topic, my wife and I have an inside joke at Thanksgiving and Christmas to sneak innuendos into conversation. Prepping Thanksgiving dinner I told her I was gonna work on the stuffing and then after that I was gonna put my pants back on and start dinner.
On Christmas morning she called out from the bedroom for me to come. I asked why and she said “so I can use your Yule log”. I scurried faster to the bedroom than ever before.
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