Medical Exam
I had to undergo a medical before I could start my gig as Mall Santa.
Me: Hi, I'm here for my medical.
Nurse: I'm Nurse Margaret O'Houlihan. You can call me "Hot Lips".
Me: That name sounds familiar.
Nurse: That would be my mother. She was also a nurse. We share the same name. Let's get started. First I need to get a sperm sample. My method is to use my lips to suck a sperm sample from you.
Me: Ok, sounds good.
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