Mother in law
Anyone had any raunchy experiences with their MIL?
Mines allways done some sly flirts, espcecially when we're alone. Nothing too wild, just stuff like oh you smell so good, you're making an old woman have some bad thoughts. Or we'd push the boundaries of the peck on the cheek when greeting.
I'll note off the bat; nothing actually happened so dont be dissapointed for a anticlimatic ending here.
One of the highlights that happened was while she was still working, she'd come visit and stay a night occasionally. I was working nightshifts, so home alone in the mornings and sleep late. Late one morning while snoozing I hear a car pull up, I checked and saw it was her, raced back to bed and ditched my boxers and kept "sleeping" / waiting for her to come in. I left the door to the master bedroom ajar, placed my arm across my face and waited.
I heard the door push open a bit, and she stood silently for a few moments. I heard the door move again but didn't dare take a peek.
She went outside for a smoke, so I took a look around and saw that she had opened the door further and left it open.
I fluffed up the old fella to get half a chub on standby, then resumed "sleeping". She came back inide the house, and I could hear her just moving around the house for a while. Eventually, I heard her come back into the master bedroom room, but this time she actually came into the bedroom. She was just moving around, getting the bin from the ensuite, tidying up, etc, but then she stopped next to the bed for a little bit. It felt like ages, but it was likely only 10-20 seconds. I was definately getting stiffer by the second, but neither of us with calling the others bluff, unfortuantely. I was hoping and hoping she'd just grab it, no such luck.
I heard her moving around the house a bit, and some more pauses at the doorway again, but she didnt come back in and after about 5 mins I heard the door closing, took a peek, and it was back to just ajar. I waited a bit longer but she didnt make a return after that. I made a bit of noise, got up, made sure I stood and slowly dressed in view of the cracked door, then came out and we did the normal greetings and neither aknowledging what transpired. I want for a very tame and proper peck on the cheek, which she course corrected to a direct lips to lips, and that was that.
In the early afternoon my wife got home and after the greetings addressed that she didnt even say she was coming. The MIL.said oh well what does that matter, to which my wife said well your lucky you didnt come in to find eatmyhortsx88 sleeping nude. The MIL coyly brushed that off. About 5 minutes later she was saying to my wife how she actaully really enjoyed coming here earlier throughout the day and might start doing it more often (unfortunately this type of prime opportunity has not happened again).
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