I've got several on the lower end. Some of the more extreme ones I don't even bother with hoping for, as they require time machines and mind control devices, but there are a few that are plausible, but just incredibly unlikely.
- My wife gets up on stage and flashes at a Steel Panther concert.
- My wife finally gets drunk enough/ brave enough/dared into making out with a female friend of ours that I know she has a bit of a crush on. Maybe get even further than that. We've seen her topless in dim light in real life and a few photos of her completely naked, but she hasn't seen my wife naked and I think she deserves it.
- I'd love both of them to do a naked waitress thing for a party sometime. Maybe a few party favors for us, too.
- The big one is finding treasure troves of nude & sex photos & videos of women I know. Many friends, even family. This has been something I've thought about over the years, but recently got fired up because my parents are cleaning out my late-grandparents farm and i know they've been finding photo books and even some 8mm film of mundane things.What if there's more? I know they were keeping family items from other relatives, so maybe there's an envelope stuffed somewhere of a great-aunt sending naughty photos to her future husband out in WW2? Cousins? Might there be some polaroids somewhere when we have to clean out my parent's house in a couple decades? I want to archive the naughty history of my relatives, as well as that of many of my friends and acquaintances.
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