[WoodyWoodWood]

When I was much younger my then girlfriend - Alison - went out for a meal and few drinks, and on the way home to her parents house we decided we'd pull over and have some fun in the back seat of the car. So we turned off down a dark country lane and I pulled over into a deserted farmyard.

We were miles from nowhere, and it was pitch-dark after I turned the lights off, so we climbed in the back, and started making out and undressing each other. One thing led to another and we were both naked in the car and I was ploughing her furrow slow and deep when we heard a noise.

I stuck my head up and looked out the steamed up windows, but could see nothing, so went back to making love.

Then there was a loud knock on the door, and a very bright light shining through the window. Needless to say it killed the moment and as we scaled around to get some clothes on we heard those dreaded words - "open up, it's the police".

We opened the door, and there stood a policeman and police woman who looked into the car to see us both nearly naked. They told us to get out the car, I was just wearing a shirt and Alison had managed to get her blouse back on, but we got out, nearly naked and got a blocking about trespass. They didn't seem to be bothered about us having sex.

Then they told us to get back in the car, go home, and in future not to park on private land.

Woody