[qazzy1749]

Originally Posted by qazzy1749

Wife was playing one of those 'have you ever' question games where you post a number of things you haven't done. Being married to her for so long, I pretty much knew what her answers would be. One-night stand was a 'yes' to her.

So I casually asked, 'Tell me about your one-night stand you admitted to in the question game.'

She first said, 'None of your business,' 'I'll never tell,' then, with a sly smile, 'there were two of them.'

She never really told me who her previous lovers were, or ones who had her.

This Halloween, I am dressing up as a "one-night stand. You think she would tell me who the two one-night stands she had?? I doubt it.