[winston optic beer]

To the best of my knowledge these are the men who've seen my wife naked in the flesh.

- Her father when she was a teenager

- Her two previous partners

- A farmer who watched her drop her jumpsuit/dungarees and knickers to take a leak in his field

- Many men who could have seen her on nude beaches and in saunas, if they cared to look

- The consultant in the maternity unit during the birth of our first child

- A builder whom she hadn't expected to be upstairs at our house

- Her brother when she went to check the baby during the night

- Her parents' peeping Tom neighbour when she forgot to draw the curtains after taking a shower

- A family from our hotel on holiday who recognised her when she was nude sunbathing

- A good friend when she streaked with his wife and did a naked twirl with her arms up

- Hundreds on a Spencer Tunick installation, although none were looking particularly at her

- Two strangers who gate crashed her nude photoshoot

- An old guy whom she'd befriended on a family holiday and a few others caught her naked in the sauna

So that's about a dozen or so whom I can be reasonably sure saw her close up in the nude. If I added those who've seen her nude photos, we'd be talking several hundred or more, posssibly thousands.