I don’t need fruits, vegetables, doorknobs or gearshifts.
I get naked, take out my penguin, lots of lube and call Jack. He mutes, then I call our neighbor Joe and ask if he can talk for a few minutes. If he’s busy he finds a way to get some privacy. When he’s ready, he talks and he knows how to push my buttons. That with the penguin is always good for multiple orgasms.
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