Just to reassure the rest of you I'm genuine, here is a photo of the actual spotting scope I use to watch these girls. It's an older model but you can buy one just like it.
I bought a used cajon mic stand for a few bucks online & removed the microphone holder section. I tried duck-taping & cable-tying the scope to the stand but ultimately superglue provided the best & neatest fix. It has a heavy weighted base which keeps it upright & holds it rock-steady at all times.
The problem was when I was just holding the scope in my hands, I got so excited when the girls started to strip that it started wobbling & I couldn't get a clear enough view of them lol. Now I never miss a single thing, it's the best piece of equipment if you want to do this.
Btw my favourite redhead cutie has had her curtains noticeably closed every night since my last update, this is quite unusual for her so I hope it's just temporary. Neither of the other 2 has done anything either