I finally remembered one. 25 years ago. College town. My wife (in grad school) and I were walking down the street to a friend's condo. On the way, we saw movement in a large picture window and both looked to the right just in time to see a college woman walking through her living room while taking off her top, exposing a bright pink see through bra. She saw us and dove onto the floor so fast that we heard her "thud" even though we were outside.
My wife told me to stop so we could see what she was going to do, and we saw her crawling on her hands and knees into the hallway out of view.
My wife was like "I would have taken off my bra and just given a show!"
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