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1959. Final Year Apprentice, attending the Polytechnic on "day-release". The Engineering Science Class was held in a "Blitz Survivor" Shed next-door to the newly erected, imposing building. Alongside were similar shacks, housing the Cookery School. I looked up from my studies, gazing through the large windows at the assorted Trainee Crumpet Chefs next door. They were all dressed in "regulation translucent nylon smocks". Most had white lingerie, a couple in black, one in red. Bra, Briefs, Nylons, some black, and suspenders. Come the end of the lesson, instead of going out on to the Main Road and walking to join the queue for the Refractory, me and a couple of mates dashed along the backs, bursting through the kitchen door. It was the Safety Exit from the Girls Locker Room, with about 10 of them bollock naked from the shower ! Hear the screems ! View the flying tits, raw nipples, gaping bushes and heaving arses as they desperatly sought cover ! We slunk away, chuckling ! The following week, every Hut's Back Door was nailed shut, festooned with Padlocks and Chains !