While shooting out in the countryside on a cold winters day we came across a railway line, which wasn't fenced off at all. I thought it would make a great backdrop for a striptease routine, and as the young lady I was working with opened her coat a London to Edinburgh Express came hurtling through.
Two days later the Transport Police turned up at my home, they had traced me from my car number plate, and got a bollocking for trespassing on the railway.
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