My most memorable, but not in a good way. Met a woman on e3-Harm0nie way back before anyone knew what it was. Well, I wasn't interested in meeting her until I mentioned her name from her email to a co-worker who said she was his brother's best friend. I thought he was pulling my leg, so I Googled her, and she had a LJ and wrote about all her dates, including hanging out with the co-worker's best friend.
So, I agreed to meet her because she came "highly recommended" by my co-worker.
We met at a mall for lunch. She came dressed in a completely see-through mesh-like shirt, no bra, enormous DD boobs with enormous dark pancake nipples, and a spring jacket that was too small so it didn't cover her boobs. She literally walked around the mall on a busy Saturday afternoon like this with her completely exposed boobs and nipples.
We go inside the restaurant for dinner, and all she talked about was how she wanted to be a p0rn star, but she was having a hard time getting started. (Keep in mind this was very early 2000s, so no OF or Internet the way we know it.)
She asked me if I liked her outfit, and I said it wasn't really my thing, especially in public with all these families. I told her that a family-friendly nude beach is one thing, but not the mall because context was important. Then she said that her dad doesn't like when she dresses like this, either. I found out she was much older than she told me (I thought she was 22 but she was actually 30), and she still lived at home. Had no job. Etc. After lunch, I paid and walked out. I never heard from her again, and she did not write about me in her LJ; I was hoping she would have. It would have been hilarious.
I got to work the next day, and my co-worker asked if I had my date. I said yes, and he immediately started laughing so hard that he could hardly breathe. He asked if she came dressed like a p0rn star and kept talking about it. I said yes. He said she is one of the nastiest people he knows, and he wanted me to go just to see what I would think.
I wasn't upset or anything. I thought it was kind of funny that he played me like that once he found out that she had matched with me.
And of all my eHarm0ny dates...she was actually the most normal and least scary, believe it or not. Internet dating was very scary back then. It certainly boosted my confidence about how normal I actually was compared to all those people, though!
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