Friends wives
1. I have a buddy who says when ever he’s drinking that his wife’s pussy has been bald since 1989!
2. Sitting at the bar and this redhead says to the guy next to me,”if the carpet matched the d****s then I wouldn’t have hair on my head.
3. Nice looking bartender say” I like to keep a tidy landing strip so guys know what direction to go when eating me.
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