My wife and I were sitting outside in the sun yesterday evening having a drink while enjoying the view.
We got chatting about the place where we used to live. She talked about how she'd streaked the length of the drive in front of the house wearing nothing but a necklace on her 50th birthday. She said she had been inspired by this lady.
https://www.femalefirst.co.uk/tv/new...n-1288981.html
I think my wife got the occasion and the necklace wrong, but no matter. She did it more than just once or twice. That got us on to the subject of telling our elderly neighbour about it and showing him lots of photos of her naked. With a smirk, she said, "He enjoyed that." I think we all did, even the old man's wife.
By then, she'd finished her drink. She told me to hurry up because she needed to go back into the house to pee. Not wanting to move, I jokingly said "you could do it there" and gestured to the lawn beside us. As she got up, we discussed whether any of the neighbours could see her. I asked if it mattered if they did. She replied, "not really" and dropped her trousers right down so that she was naked below the waist in our garden.
Then she leaned forward and stuck her arse out, saying "I hope I don't get it on my clothes" While watching her stream pour onto the grass, I said she was fortunate that I didn't have my phone with me to take a picture of her with her pants down. I don't think she'd have minded that much because she looked across at her own phone on the arm of the seat where she'd left it. Next time I'll be better prepared.