[Joe Kuhl]

My favourite WNBR rider is April, and she is my favourite because she makes me think.
On her hip she has tattooed, in a simple cursive font,

25th of April 2009
Seventeen minutes past eleven

My deeply perverted mind keeps trying to fit an event to that date,
Was it the date when she abandoned her virginity?
Or the date of her first orgasm with a lover?
Or the date of her first orgasm with a bicycle seat?
Or the date of her first threesome?
Or perhaps it was the date she came out as a lesbian?
My brain gets fried when I try to imagine possible scenarios