Wife golfing
It wasn't my experience, but my wife told me about when she went golfing with her friends (all women) two summers ago. The pace of play got jammed up on one of the back nine par 3s. So her group was waiting for the group ahead to finish up before they could go. She said she had to go to the bathroom extremely badly and had no idea what hole the next restroom was at.
So she got in front of a pine tree so the houses to the right couldn't see and she parked the golf cart in a way that any houses on the far left side of the hole was shielded by the golf cart. She said she faced forward so she could keep an eye on the group in front in case they looked back. But it left her backside exposed.
And mid-pee the group behind them (20-something golf bros) pull up and get a glimpse of her peeing as well as when she stood up and pulled her golf skirt back up. She said they were yelling comments and jeers but she had to go so badly that she had to finish instead of stopping. And all she could really do was laugh it off and say "oops, sorry" to them.
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