What was the best job you've had for wardrobe malfunctions?
I've had a few that filled my spank bank, the first one that comes to mind was parking valet. I worked parking cars at a 5 star restaurant, you had to be in good shape for running to get the cars, we only got paid the tips we earned and in the summer the heat was incredible. I started working there in May of 1968, skirts were short and every car door I opened for a lady was an adventure. I saw every type of panties, pantyhose. girdles, garter belts and rarely, nothing but bush.
Sunglasses were a must, or you'd get busted staring. Some women were modest and knew how to exit a car without exposure, but about half, the skirt was too short or the car too low, and many women just didn't care, a valet was a nobody. A good night you could make $15-$20, high roller money in 1968.
Second, was deckhand on a tour dive boat, helping divers with tanks, wet suits, flippers. If a woman was wearing a bikini top, when I pulled the wet suit off, over her head, the bra was going to come with it. Usually they stand there with hands over boobs until I could untangle the bra out of the vest.
Many years later, I had to handle all of the A/V for fashion shows for upscale stores, usually crammed into a booth behind the change area. Nice.
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