The "Adition":
Delivering pizza dosen't pay very well.
Ring, ring,
Dragon Lady: (Dragon Lady is the pub owner.) Hello
Me: Hi, it's Finite.
Dragon Lady:Hey sweetie. How are things?
Me: I'm thinking of coming back to the pub as a male stripper on a part-time basis.
Dragon Lady: Sounds good. I need to make sure your equipment and performance hasn't suffered since you left. Can you do a performance for my daughter? Let's call it an audition.
Me: Sure, no problem.
Dragon Lady: I'll call her in. She works here as an assistant manager.
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