Beth from Wal-Mart
Knock, knock,
Woman's voice behind the door. "Who's there?"
Me: Pizza guy.
Woman: I'm naked.
Me: That's ok.
Woman: Ok, I'll open the door now.
Me: Great. The pizza was getting cold.
Woman opens door.
Me: Hey, you're Beth from the Wal-Mart store. I almost didn't recognize you naked.
Beth: Yes, don't tell anybody you saw me naked and more importantly that I buy pizzas that are not sold by Wal-Mart.
Me: My lips are sealed. See you in the store next time.
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