Having a wife who shops online a lot means you get to know your UPS, FedEx and Amazon drivers. Most of the time our UPS delivery person is a gal. She’s probably about 40. Kind of mousy but cute for a tomboy type. She opts for the shorts as her uniform when it’s warmer out and her bubble butt always looks nice as she scurries back to her truck from our driveway.
Yesterday I was in the house all day. I had some pajama pants on but no shirt. Full disclosure here, I was seated at our kitchen table looking at porn on my phone, getting ready to jack off. I suddenly heard a tap on the kitchen door and it startled the shit out of me. I stood abruptly and as the situation sank in I realized it was the ups gal standing at our kitchen door looking in through the window pane. Then it hit me that I was sporting a full hard on. But what could I do? I answered the door and the situation had my erection deflating but I was still bulging at half mast. Apparently she needed a signature for that particular delivery. I definitely noticed a couple glances down to my crotch.
Guess we both got an unexpected package that day.
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