Last Delivery of the Night
My last pizza delivery was to a private home in an upscale neighbourhood where my boss said they were holding a bridal shower.
Knock, knock,
Woman's voice: Who's there?
Me: Pizza guy.
Woman: Enter
As I entered I can see the bride was already wearing her wedding dress.
Bride: I want to blow him.
Before I knew it, the bride had lowered my pants and was blowing me.
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