Yoga Stories
I want to her about any of your experiences in a yoga class or, failing that, other exercise class.
Here is mine. Keep in mind that I am a gal. One day a young blonde came to yoga class wearing tight jeans and put her mat right in front of me. This raised eyebrows right away, because anyone with experience would know that it is very difficult to get into yoga poses in hard pants. (This is probably why yoga pants were invented.) The instructor asked if anyone was new to yoga and the blonde raised her hand. Once we got going it was pretty clear that her jeans weren't going to work.
I think we were all surprised when she asked if anyone minded if she took her pants off. The teacher, a pretty chill middle-aged lady, said she should be careful about what she had on underneath. The blonde said "regular panties" and the teacher shrugged her shoulders.
Everyone's eyes were glued on her as slipped off her jeans. It turned out she was wearing purple Jockey panties with a bikini cut. I knew I was in for an eyeful, and the guy to my right had a big smile on his face. This was a flow class, and when you do flow you end up in downward facing dog. For those who aren't familiar, this is exactly what it sounds like: The person in this pose looks like they are waiting to get fucked from behind.
Every time the blonde get in his pose her lips popped out and I could see a hint of pube. I stayed in synch with her I would be looking backwards, so I lagged a bit and enjoyed the view. The guy next to me was doing the same thing. From his angle I bet he could see her labia minora. This happened about five times.
Afterwards the teacher told her to get some yoga pants.
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