A few years ago I went to a naturist event that was held at a farm about 20 miles from where I live. At the farm is a naturist camp site but once a year for a week, they open it to all comers. I was only there for the day as I'm too old for all that camping malarkey.
During the day we had various silly games and during the evening there were more games, a quiz and some karaoke. Afterwards I noticed there was a table tennis table and the couple who had set up the sound system were playing on it - not very well. I said, "I used to be quite good at this," whereupon the husband handed me his bat and wandered off to speak to somebody. His wife was dressed in a big floppy pullover that came down to her knees, but after I'd given her a few difficult shots to chase down, she decided she was too hot and off it came. So there I was, having a game of naked ping pong with this reasonably young, and extremely attractive woman!
But as if that wasn't enough, when the game finished she realised that in one corner was a pole - I mean, a pole dancing pole! She said, "I learned to do this when I was younger," jumped up onto this bloody pole and swung around for several minutes showing us all her moves … and a bit more besides …
And I'm stood there, a few feet from the woman's husband thinking, 'I'm not sure I should be seeing all this,' and trying hard to maintain control!
It rounded off the evening very nicely though, and went straight into the wank bank, where it's stayed to this day.
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