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I met a lady in a bar, and as her flat was on the way to mine, and of course me being a gentleman, I brought her to her house. The was a junkie sitting on the stairs, so I told him to move. Still being said gentleman, I offered to accompany her to her flat. I honestly just wanted her safe. She smiled, gave me a kiss and is suctively said:
Yes.
I quickly adapted to the new situation and had a nice night with her. Had she not said that "yes" in such an erotic way, I probably whould have gone home without noticing anything.
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