[EltonC]

We were walking back to our car after an MLS game the other night and I noticed a woman a few feet in front of me. White dress, cute little butt, and I thought to myself “wow, that looks like Gwen’s ass”. She lives in our community, she’s divorced but has a nice body. Petite, small breasts, not the type I would have prioritized back in the day, but not one I would have turned down. All of a sudden my wife yells “Gwen!”. So yes, I recognized a woman by her ass.