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I don’t know how many I “got to” do this stuff, and how many just did it because they wanted to and I made them comfortable.

In my younger days, I was pretty vanilla. I didn’t have the confidence to try for anything kinky. I was progressively more adventurous with the last 16 women, plus the one-night stand that put the first ideas of being adventurous in my head.

Those 17 and one particular kink went like this:

1. Years and years ago, I had my first one-night stand. She was sucking my cock and pushed my legs up to stick her tongue in my ass. We had been partying all night and went straight to fucking. There was no showering beforehand or anything like that.

2. Years later, my (now ex) wife used to love to finger my ass when she sucked or stroked my cock. One time, in a particularly unexpected, spontaneous romp, she slipped a finger up my ass before I could warn her that I kind of had to go. Nothing happened, but when she slipped her finger in, she cooed. She kept it in there, massaging my prostate, until I came. On several other occasions, I initiated play under similar circumstances with the same results. I never told her, because she had a tendency to develop severe shame over enjoying kinky play.

3. First partner after my divorce often joked about blumpkins, always insisted on an enema before anal (which she liked me to administer and then excuse myself when she released it), and would often “accidentally” walk in on me on the toilet.

4. Very vanilla. No anal, and definitely nothing more kinky.

5-7. Short relationships with a little anal, but not together long enough to really explore kinks.

8. Asked for anal, and would spontaneously jump off my cock, spin around, and suck it. We didn’t really experiment past that.

9-10. Brief fling and one night stand with ATM.

11. Lots of anal, ATM, had her suck my intentionally dirty fingers, and she had two accidents when I was fucking her ass, which she later admitted were not accidents.

12. One night stand with no anal, although she did peg me with a fucking gag with a dildo sticking out. - basically fucking my ass with her face.

13. Very short relationship with ATM, but no time to explore more.

14. Kinky relationship with ATM with deliberate cock cleaning. Agreed to blumpkins, but we never got to that.

15. Short fling with ATM. She only said that she preferred not to know if my cock was clean before I made her suck it.

16. Kinky relationship with one instance of ATM, which she eagerly agreed to try, but put on her hard limit list immediately.

17. ATM, cock cleaning, blumpkins, and more.

Assuming all of the women I didn’t get to try anything really crazy with would have said “hell no,” that’s still 7-9 enthusiastically filthy women out of 17, or 41-53%.

I know I got a disproportionate number of kinky women, because these were all women who I talked to about sex before our first date, and with very few exceptions, were openly into anal, at a minimum.

Still, that’s a high percentage for such taboo play, in any form.

I’d say what I got them to do was reveal a very secret kink.