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OMG the show opens on Febrauary 14, 2025 and we are behind schedule.

Had an interview with Melissa earlier to-day.

Me: Hi Melissa, welcome. I see from your resume that you are a mom with two little kids. The show has long hours. Are you sure you have enough time?
Melissa: No problem. My mother can cover for me at home. It'll be great to get out of the house (and away from the kids).

Me: Did you know that 99.99% of car buying decisions are made by wives and moms?
Melissa: Yes, I heard that somewhere. I'm a wife and mom.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Melissa: After two kids, my body isn't what it use to be. Can I just pull my panties aside enough to expose my puss?
Me: Sure, no problem. We are a wife/mom friendly auto show.